1 00:00:03,865 --> 00:00:06,730 [music playing] 2 00:01:15,385 --> 00:01:18,630 What happens between two people in bed? 3 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:23,359 Well, it's private, intensely private. 4 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:28,916 Maybe it was the magic fingerspecial at the no tell motel. 5 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:33,610 Maybe the grand circular suite at the Portobello. 6 00:01:33,714 --> 00:01:34,887 No matter. 7 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:37,131 I don't know what you did. 8 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:41,825 And you don't want to know what I did. 9 00:01:41,929 --> 00:01:47,210 Private, unique, unknowable, silent. 10 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:49,247 What happens between two people in bed? 11 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:55,011 As long as there are only two of you-- 12 00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:01,811 [music playing] 13 00:02:29,528 --> 00:02:31,220 PETER GARSON: I was afraidwe were going to drive back 14 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:33,083 to turn off, for like an hour, and spend 15 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,879 the night in that lousy motel. 16 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:37,398 JENNY GARSON: I knew we'd find some place. 17 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:40,263 [music playing] 18 00:02:49,099 --> 00:02:52,068 Honey, you're such a romantic. 19 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:56,106 [ringing doorbell] 20 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,832 Maybe they're closed. It is the off season. 21 00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:58,661 No, no, no. The sign said vacancy. 22 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:02,182 Hello! 23 00:03:06,738 --> 00:03:08,429 I guess we keep driving. - No. 24 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:09,327 This place is perfect. 25 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,501 There's nothing around for miles. 26 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:13,365 [wood splitting] 27 00:03:13,469 --> 00:03:14,263 Oh. 28 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:15,160 Wait a second. 29 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:23,548 [music playing] 30 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:29,001 PETER GARSON: Ma'am. 31 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:29,899 Oh, hi. 32 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:30,934 Sorry. 33 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:33,420 I wasn't listening out for anyone. 34 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:36,216 Don't usually get guests this time of year. 35 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,114 At least not drop ins. 36 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,011 Hi. 37 00:03:39,115 --> 00:03:40,254 Mrs. Garington. 38 00:03:40,358 --> 00:03:41,428 Peter Garson. 39 00:03:41,531 --> 00:03:43,637 This is my wife. 40 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,397 That's the first time I've said that. 41 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:47,227 Sounds like you'll bewanting the bridal suite. 42 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,193 I knew it. 43 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:50,644 I knew there'd be a bridal sweet. 44 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:52,335 There's a storm coming in. 45 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:53,405 Come on, let's go inside. 46 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:54,475 Get warm quick. 47 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:01,344 Oh. 48 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:02,656 Ha, ha. 49 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:05,210 You can put your coats overthere on that coat rack. 50 00:04:10,491 --> 00:04:12,873 Mr. Garson, are you a faithful man? 51 00:04:12,976 --> 00:04:14,564 He'd better be. 52 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:18,499 Call me old fashioned,but I prefer faithful men 53 00:04:18,603 --> 00:04:20,398 in my bridal suite. 54 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:21,640 I love my wife very much. 55 00:04:21,744 --> 00:04:23,608 I'm sure you do. 56 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:25,610 We flew into Burlington last night. 57 00:04:25,713 --> 00:04:27,059 No agenda, he said. 58 00:04:27,163 --> 00:04:29,441 We'll just go where the spirit takes us. 59 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:33,756 And a spirit took you to afamously picturesque Vermont 60 00:04:33,859 --> 00:04:34,688 church. 61 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,517 Gavet Town hall, actually. 62 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:37,725 Ah. 63 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:42,799 Then your vows are to man rather than God. 64 00:04:42,903 --> 00:04:45,146 We made them to each other. 65 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,113 Don't get me wrong. 66 00:04:46,216 --> 00:04:47,873 My generation broke all the rules. 67 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:48,874 Let me help you with your bags. 68 00:04:48,978 --> 00:04:49,806 I can manage. 69 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:51,394 Oh, don't be silly. 70 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,569 I usually get one of the local high school boys 71 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:57,193 to help me during highseason, but I'm used to it. 72 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,471 What else am I going to do with all my energy? 73 00:04:59,575 --> 00:05:00,783 I haven't even told my mother. 74 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:01,818 May I use your phone? 75 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:02,888 MRS. GARINGTON: Of course, dear. 76 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,890 It's right in that room to the left. 77 00:05:04,994 --> 00:05:06,167 Thank you. 78 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:07,134 Don't be long. 79 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:08,135 I promise. 80 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:12,933 Do you know one of the worst things 81 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:15,487 about being a widow woman running an inn? 82 00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:17,731 Ah, you can't tell yourhusband to do some of the work. 83 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:18,663 No. 84 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,009 Well, that too. 85 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,529 There's never any eligible male guests. 86 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,569 We couldn't have found a better place, not even 87 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:31,779 if we spent months planning. 88 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:32,918 Great. 89 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:34,610 It's a big old house hidden from the world. 90 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:38,303 There is no other guests. 91 00:05:38,407 --> 00:05:40,650 I don't know what you're going to get me, mom. 92 00:05:40,754 --> 00:05:47,381 See, that's what Peter taughtme, how to value a surprise. 93 00:05:47,485 --> 00:05:50,315 Mom-- mom, Peter's waiting for me upstairs. 94 00:05:50,419 --> 00:05:51,868 I just wanted to give you the good news. 95 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:56,804 I love you too. 96 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:57,702 Bye. 97 00:06:03,811 --> 00:06:05,882 You must get a lot of couples like us, huh? 98 00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:08,091 That bed has started many marriages. 99 00:06:08,195 --> 00:06:09,645 Marriages aren't started in bed. 100 00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:11,025 Oh yes, they are. 101 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:16,203 A lot of the men theretoo, if you're not honest. 102 00:06:16,306 --> 00:06:18,343 Hey, where do you think you're going? 103 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,661 That looks an awful lot like a threshold to me. 104 00:06:25,764 --> 00:06:27,628 MRS. GARINGTON: I do envy you two. 105 00:06:27,732 --> 00:06:31,839 Don't ever take this moment for granted. 106 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:34,463 Well, Mrs. Garson. 107 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,124 Oh my god. 108 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,336 This is amazing. 109 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,788 [music playing] 110 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:13,674 I think the inn keeper likes you. 111 00:07:13,778 --> 00:07:14,675 She's just lonely. 112 00:07:14,779 --> 00:07:18,161 She's just horny. 113 00:07:18,265 --> 00:07:23,615 So am I. What is yourconsidered opinion, Mr. Garson. 114 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:26,653 Is sex different after marriage? 115 00:07:26,756 --> 00:07:28,482 I'll be happy to answer that once I've 116 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:31,243 had the requisite experience. 117 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:34,730 [music playing] 118 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:40,252 [singing] Boys are like theshining stars of summer's morn. 119 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:44,222 Never their souls tonight. 120 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:47,708 [music playing] 121 00:08:59,193 --> 00:09:01,092 [singing] Come all you [inaudible] 122 00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:07,581 tender grass take warning [inaudible]. 123 00:09:07,685 --> 00:09:43,997 [music playing] 124 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,482 JENNY GARSON: Come. 125 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,002 [dramatic music] 126 00:09:49,105 --> 00:09:49,968 What are you afraid of? 127 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:57,458 Take me, take me, take me again. 128 00:09:57,562 --> 00:10:00,945 [music playing] 129 00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:47,543 That was the best fuck I ever had. 130 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,864 Peter. 131 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:58,761 Peter? 132 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:04,284 Peter? 133 00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:10,290 Peter? 134 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:22,302 Peter? 135 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,102 Peter? 136 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:32,312 MRS. GARINGTON: [singing] 137 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:33,693 Mrs. Garington? 138 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:36,143 MRS. GARINGTON: [singing] 139 00:11:36,247 --> 00:11:37,351 JENNY GARSON: Mrs. Garington? 140 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:40,078 [singing] Away they gocourting some other fool. 141 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,977 Mrs. Garington. 142 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:42,840 Have you seen Peter? 143 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,084 No. 144 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:48,121 Not recently 145 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,087 Um. 146 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,987 Well, it seems he's disappeared. 147 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:57,130 Well, darling, I'm surehe'll materialize soon enough. 148 00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:58,683 Um. 149 00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:04,482 We were um-- well, I don'tknow how to explain this. 150 00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,449 Sweetheart you just made love. 151 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:08,279 There's nothing to be ashamed about. 152 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:09,176 No. 153 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,488 Of course not. 154 00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:11,385 Um. 155 00:12:15,389 --> 00:12:16,459 But then he was just gone. 156 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:30,370 Jenny-- women are often transported, mesmerized. 157 00:12:30,473 --> 00:12:32,475 I didn't fall asleep. 158 00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:33,545 [rumbling] 159 00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:34,443 Peter. 160 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:44,384 [dramatic music] 161 00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:47,387 Peter! 162 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,872 Peter! 163 00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:52,875 Peter! 164 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:57,328 Jenny-- Jenny, come back inside. 165 00:12:57,431 --> 00:13:00,849 He's out here. 166 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:06,786 I promise you, he would nevergo out in weather like that. 167 00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:10,237 His clothes-- his clothes. 168 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:13,723 [clock chiming] 169 00:13:20,282 --> 00:13:23,664 [music playing] 170 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,036 I packed this bag myself. 171 00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:52,486 It's all here. 172 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:55,006 His clothes are here. 173 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,042 Then he's here. 174 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,874 Well, then if he'shere, then I'll find him. 175 00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:15,406 Peter. 176 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:19,928 Peter. 177 00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:25,209 Peter. 178 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:41,535 Peter. 179 00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:46,437 Peter. 180 00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,204 He isn't anywhere. 181 00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:57,482 I've looked everywhere. 182 00:14:57,586 --> 00:15:01,417 We'll probably find him downin the kitchen sipping a cup 183 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:04,386 of tea, wondering where we are. 184 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:08,493 It's like finding that set of car keys 185 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:11,738 which ended up being in your pocket all along. 186 00:15:11,841 --> 00:15:15,224 Why the fuck are you talking about car keys? 187 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,467 Where the fuck is my husband? 188 00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:28,030 The fire, it was lit when we came in. 189 00:15:28,134 --> 00:15:30,653 Yes, of course. 190 00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:32,345 Well, you weren't expecting any guests. 191 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:35,727 Why light the fight? 192 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:40,836 I like to keep this particular room warm. 193 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,253 [dramatic music] 194 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:53,262 I don't know where he couldhave gone in this weather. 195 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:54,677 That's why I'm calling you officer. 196 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,303 In the morning? 197 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:00,338 What are you crazy? 198 00:16:00,442 --> 00:16:02,582 He could be buried dead in the morning. 199 00:16:02,685 --> 00:16:04,825 Can't you people do anything about this? 200 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:05,723 No. 201 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:08,968 Look, I'm not being hysterical. 202 00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:10,038 I'm scared. 203 00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:12,557 I'm really scared. 204 00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:13,524 Yeah. 205 00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:16,941 Well, I hope it's soon enough too. 206 00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:19,392 You know, Jenny, I really don't think 207 00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:21,152 the police can do anything. 208 00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,429 We're out here in the boonies. 209 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:25,398 We're low priority on their list. 210 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,400 Roads probably usable for hours. 211 00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,991 He has to be somewhere. 212 00:16:32,094 --> 00:16:32,992 Come sit with me. 213 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:40,551 I thought I knew my husband too, I did. 214 00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:41,448 No. 215 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:48,145 We were not exactly hippies, but we 216 00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:50,423 did all those crazy things. 217 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:53,840 And one day I decided that the old fashioned 218 00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,980 rules were really the best. 219 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:59,397 So we had a second wedding,this time in a church. 220 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,745 We proclaimed our vows to each other. 221 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:05,783 Truly, for the first time. 222 00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:09,994 And I thought that they meant asmuch to him as they did to me. 223 00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:11,892 He swore to be faithful. 224 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,210 I know you love Peter very much. 225 00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,073 I do. 226 00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:24,043 It's crazy. 227 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:33,914 I don't know whether to be angry or worried. 228 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,606 It is crazy. 229 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:36,503 Love is crazy. 230 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,436 It's crazy. 231 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:41,646 It's nature's little trap. 232 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,098 Makes us blind to the way men really are. 233 00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:49,275 How could he have left me? 234 00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:57,938 Jenny, don't try so hard to understand. 235 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,940 It is what it is. 236 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,155 You know what I think? 237 00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:10,813 I think you just need a good night's sleep. 238 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:14,196 Nothing's going to happenbefore the morning anyway. 239 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,163 I can't sleep. 240 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,410 Let me at least make you comfortable, OK. 241 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:22,308 Here. 242 00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:27,451 Blanket. 243 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:33,664 I'll be upstairs, OK? 244 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,184 If you need me. 245 00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:37,081 Just rest. 246 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:45,745 [music playing] 247 00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:05,316 [noise] 248 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,179 Peter. 249 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,219 Peter. 250 00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:14,705 [music playing] 251 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,611 [heavy breathing] 252 00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,073 Peter? 253 00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:16,560 [heavy breathing] 254 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:33,059 Son of a bitch. 255 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:38,582 [moaning] 256 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:40,584 Where is he? 257 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:41,999 Where's my husband? 258 00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:45,002 He's in the bed, dear. 259 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:47,901 Well, you tell thatbastard to come out then. 260 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,558 It's not quite so simple, Jenny. 261 00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:50,490 Here, let me show you. 262 00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:02,709 Is this some kind of trick? 263 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,711 No trick. 264 00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:07,369 He simply joined the others. 265 00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:10,476 He's become a part of the bed. 266 00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:14,549 [roar] 267 00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:18,484 Oh, Jenny, haven't youever wanted a man to attend 268 00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:21,556 solely to you're pleasure? 269 00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:25,007 [moaning] 270 00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:32,877 I can get them to do anythingI want, and only what I want. 271 00:21:32,981 --> 00:21:35,846 My great, great, great grandmother made 272 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:38,642 this bed with her own hands. 273 00:21:38,745 --> 00:21:42,680 One day she went to the market and she came back 274 00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:47,133 and her husband was sleepingwith the servant girl. 275 00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:48,307 She was devastated. 276 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:51,793 She put a spell on this bed. 277 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:56,004 The faithful have no fearof being in this bed. 278 00:21:56,107 --> 00:22:01,320 The unfaithful who sleep in itbecome it's prisoner or slaves 279 00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:07,256 to those whom they betray. 280 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,190 Peter never did. 281 00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:12,089 He's here in the bed. 282 00:22:12,192 --> 00:22:14,194 Jenny, are you sure he never betrayed you? 283 00:22:17,163 --> 00:22:19,061 That was years ago. 284 00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:20,925 We weren't even livingtogether, it doesn't count. 285 00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:24,170 Oh, it counts. 286 00:22:24,273 --> 00:22:25,654 Don't worry. 287 00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,587 You shall have your husband. 288 00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:28,485 Peter. 289 00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:36,355 Peter. 290 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,634 Peter. 291 00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:51,093 [moaning] 292 00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:00,551 [music playing] 293 00:23:07,144 --> 00:23:09,526 Peter. 294 00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:16,602 [screaming] 295 00:23:16,705 --> 00:23:17,465 Peter. 296 00:23:20,606 --> 00:23:24,955 [screaming] 297 00:23:43,974 --> 00:23:47,391 [sirens] 298 00:23:55,951 --> 00:23:57,436 She's regaining consciousness. 299 00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:04,304 [coughing] 300 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,686 Relax, you're going to be fine. 301 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:18,008 FIREFIGHTER: Oh, I can't believewhat we got in this place. 302 00:24:18,111 --> 00:24:21,080 Eleven bodies all in the same bed. 303 00:24:21,183 --> 00:24:24,566 [footsteps] 304 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,540 FIREFIGHTER: Poor bastards,burned right down to the bones. 305 00:24:35,853 --> 00:24:37,752 It was a bridal suite. 306 00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:39,098 One hell of a honeymoon, eh? 307 00:24:42,411 --> 00:24:43,205 Some people. 308 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,867 I'm not saying those guys deserved it. 309 00:24:49,971 --> 00:24:51,144 Nobody does. 310 00:24:51,248 --> 00:24:53,699 If I had a pretty young wife like that, 311 00:24:53,802 --> 00:24:55,148 I wouldn't be sharing her. 312 00:24:55,252 --> 00:24:56,495 No way. 313 00:24:56,598 --> 00:24:58,082 What kind of husband does that? 314 00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:09,128 When I'm in bed I like to be alone, just me. 315 00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:14,271 Well, that's not strictly true. 316 00:25:14,374 --> 00:25:17,205 Just me and a friend. 317 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,724 [dog whimper]